Tom Hiddleston is Tumblr’s new hard-on!
Tumblr Civil War
Who’s side are you on?
One DErection is Tumblr’s new passing virus
Teenage boyband One Direction have been brainwashing making their way into young women and homosexual male’s hearts.
The band consisting of five 11 year old boys has been sweeping Tumblr and multiple sex crazed teenage-young adult women.
One Direction fans love to post pictures and gifs of the band and not tagging them in order to torture everyone else and try to succumb everyone into this cult.
Many quality blogs have now turned into unrecognizable one direction blogs and this virus is sweeping the nation daily.
We need to put an end to this epidemic and relieve blogs of their qualityness, please spread the word and help those who are infected.
Hoarding URLs now against the Law!
Anyone seen hoarding urls or jews in their attics will be punished severely by the Tumblr Police. Tumblr will delete your blog, they will also come in to your house and violate your family violently as a punishment for this crime. Now is a good time to delete these urls as they will put you in jail.
1-5 hoarded URLs - 2 years in jail
6-12 - 5 years in jail
13-25 - 18 years
25 - up - 27 years
hoarding of stupid/unnecessary urls - death sentence
Tumblr’s Most Loved and Hated
From the few votes we’ve received
we’ve gathered that Tumblr loves the Social Network Cast, especially Rooney Mara
other loved celebrities are Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan and Leonardo Dicaprio
As for most hated
Tumblr seems to hate women
especially Gwyneth Paltrow, Katherine Heigl, Anne Hathaway, and Natalie Portman
Tell us who your favorite and least favorite celebrity is
We’ll post the results later
The National Reporter Online ran a little experiment to test everyone’s intelligence
but nobody passed
about 2 weeks ago we completely changed our whole blog and disguised ourselves as nataliesportmans to see how long it would take for someone to notice but no one did (we tried a bunch of hints like constantly posting kate mara pictures)
Lena never existed
Lena is a photostock model
who probably knows nothing about films
and you all called her pretty
but she didn’t listen
and she never will
because she doesn’t know you exist
Happy 24th Birthday to Josephgilguned!
Tumblr User josephgilguned is celebrating her 24th birthday today! Why don’t you go and wish her a happy birthday.
She claims she had a “heart attack” when she realized it was her birthday so keep her in your prayers and hope her heart gains it strength again.
She has hired a little asian boy dressed in drag to dance at her party
Our Final Award of the night
The Tumblr Blogger Award for Best Overall Blog goes to
Lawyerupasshole
Our final honorary award of the night
The Tumblr Blogger Award for Best Graphics goes to
Slayground
